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Not dead yet!

Sorry, I wandered off a year ago and hit my head. Forgot who I was. Got drafted into a white slave operation and sold as cheap labor, and packed off to somewhere tropical. I managed to escape using a nailfile and a Howitzer. Those canons are not easy to conceal unless you are wearing Civil War era regalia. You can hide anything under a damn hoop skirt.

Poll #992890 Quel amuse?

Who would kick ass and take the most names?

Estee Lauder, that old scary green eye shadow wearing crone
Shakyumuni Buddha, The Awakened One of the Shakya Clan

And just as a refersher -- this is an exercise in adsurdity. Chose your winner for any reason you like.


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May. 28th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
Go Buddha!!!

Buddha buddha you 'da man,
Turn Estee Lauder into a frying pan!

*shakes pom poms*

*does split*
May. 28th, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Go Buddha!!!
Eeek. I know you are flexible, but can you get up from those splits?
May. 29th, 2007 12:14 am (UTC)

*covers crotch*

*walks out sideways*
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May. 29th, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)
OMG that is so weird and funny! Except I think some Buddhas can fly on their own?
May. 29th, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
If Este Lauder meets the Buddha on the road, she will kill him.
May. 29th, 2007 03:02 am (UTC)
Probably with a Hermes leather purse bigger than she is!
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