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Not dead yet!

Sorry, I wandered off a year ago and hit my head. Forgot who I was. Got drafted into a white slave operation and sold as cheap labor, and packed off to somewhere tropical. I managed to escape using a nailfile and a Howitzer. Those canons are not easy to conceal unless you are wearing Civil War era regalia. You can hide anything under a damn hoop skirt.


Poll #992890 Quel amuse?

Who would kick ass and take the most names?

Estee Lauder, that old scary green eye shadow wearing crone
14(50.0%)
Shakyumuni Buddha, The Awakened One of the Shakya Clan
14(50.0%)




And just as a refersher -- this is an exercise in adsurdity. Chose your winner for any reason you like.

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natwwal
May. 28th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
Go Buddha!!!
*dances*

Buddha buddha you 'da man,
Turn Estee Lauder into a frying pan!

*shakes pom poms*

*does split*
steelcage_match
May. 28th, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Go Buddha!!!
Eeek. I know you are flexible, but can you get up from those splits?
natwwal
May. 29th, 2007 12:14 am (UTC)
rrriippp.

*covers crotch*

*walks out sideways*
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steelcage_match
May. 29th, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)
OMG that is so weird and funny! Except I think some Buddhas can fly on their own?
boniblithe
May. 29th, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
If Este Lauder meets the Buddha on the road, she will kill him.
steelcage_match
May. 29th, 2007 03:02 am (UTC)
Probably with a Hermes leather purse bigger than she is!
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